What is strength without a double share of wisdom?

Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men's nurses.

hoked on fonix, itz ben good for me.

And have they fixed the where, and when? And shall Trelawny die? Here's thirty thousand Cornish men Will know the reason why!

And the dream that our mind had sketched in haste Shall others continue, but never complete. For none upon earth can achieve his scheme; The best as the worst are futile here: We wake at the self-same point of the dream,-- All is here begun, and finished elsewhere.

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause.

A friend is like a bowl of Jelly Beans... Good to the bottom of the bowl.

And bold and hard adventures t' undertake, Leaving his country for his country's sake.

Because it lacks the element of outrage, the modern church needs to be reminded that, if her life and institutions are being strangled by a dying culture, then she is choking on the very truths which she has herself betrayed.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let alone.

Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent.

Those golden birds that, in the spice-time, drop About the gardens, drunk with that sweet food Whose scent hath lur'd them o'er the summer flood; And those that under Araby's soft sun Build their high nests of budding cinnamon.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

What is hateful to thyself do not do to another. That is the whole Law, the rest is Commentary.

The law of harvest is to reap more than you sow. Sow an act, and you reap a habit. Sow a habit and you reap a character. Sow a character and you reap a destiny.

Let us put theology out of religion. Theology has always sent the worst to heaven, the best to hell.

There are certain people whom one feels almost inclined to urge to hurry up and die so that their letters can be published.