Every work of Genius is tinctured by the feelings, and often originates in the events of times.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Old hippies don't die, they just lie low until the laughter stops and their time comes round again.

The ideal social state is not that in which each gets an equal amount of wealth, but in which each gets in proportion to his contribution to the general stock.

The British tourist was asked what he thought of the Grand Canyon.. and wrote back 'gorge-ous'.

Between good sense and good taste there lies the difference between a cause and its effect.

From hyperborean skies Embodied dark, what clouds of vandals rise.

God save the mark. -King Henry IV. Part I. Act i. Sc. 3.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Bibles laid open, millions of surprises.

For men use, if they have an evil tourne, to write it in marble; and whoso doth us a good tourne we will write it in duste.

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword.

The scars you acquire while exercising courage will never make you feel inferior.

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.

The grass is always greener.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.

Men who love wisdom should acquaint themselves with a great many particulars.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.