Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live; Not where I love, but where I am, I die.

Save Gas, Eat Beans!

A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world.

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, or a new country.

Happiness lies in our own backyard, but it's probably well hidden by crabgrass.

There isn't any luck that enters into anything, unless it's poker or shooting dice, maybe. There is no luck to merchandising. There is no luck in going out and working from early in the morning to long after dinner. That is not luck, it's work.

One of the best methods of rendering study agreeable is to live with able men, and to suffer all those pangs of inferiority which the want of knowledge always inflicts.

Foul whisp'rings are abroad.

Justice consists of doing no one injury, decency in giving no one offense.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.

The US has a vital interest in that area of the country .

Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.

We hardly find any persons of good sense save those who agree with us.

You could better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away!

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

Everything will past, and the world will perish but the Ninth Symphony will remain.

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune: for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

It is my principle that the will of the majority should always prevail.