Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people whom we personally dislike.

If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.

At land indeed Thou dost o'ercount me of my father's house: But since the cuckoo builds not for himself, Remain in't as thou mayst.

It's not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

So 'ere the storm of war broke out, Religion spawn'd a various rout Of petulant capricious sects, That maggots of corrupted texts, That first run all religion down, And after every swarm its own.

Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.

But that intimacy of mutual embarrassment, in which each feels that the other is feeling something, having once existed, its effect is not to be done away with.

Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority.

up the river.

Games are a compromise between intimacy and keeping intimacy away.

There is no greater fraud than a promise not kept.

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

poor planning on your part does not create an emergency on my part.

Art is the most passionate orgy within man's grasp.

If woolly fleeces spread the heavenly way No rain, be sure, disturbs the summer's day.

Everything someone does on a daily basis should be traceable back to an annual or quarterly plan.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Master, master, old news! And such news as you never heard of!

She swore, i' faith, 'twas strange, 'twas passing strange; 'Twas pitiful, 'twas wondrous pitiful.

God does not play dice .