I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.

Few of the university pen plaies well, they smell too much of that writer Ovid and that writer Metamorphosis and talk too much of Prosperpina and Jupiter. Why, here's our fellow Shakespeare puts them all down. Aye, and Ben Jonson too. O that B.J. is a pestilent fellow, he brought up Horace giving poets a pill, but our fellow, Shakespeare, hath given him a purge that made him beray his credit.

The choicest pleasures of life lie within the ring of moderation.

As shines the moon amid the lesser fires.

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.

Zeal is fit for wise men, but flourishes chiefly among fools.

You shall never have it, The free German Rhine.

Singing and rejoicing, As aye since time began, The dying earth's last poet Shall be the earth's last man.

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called "Huckleberry Finn."

Life is not so short but that there is always time for courtesy.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -George Bernard Shaw.

We always love those who admire us, but we do not always love those whom we admire.

What shame keeps its watch, virtue is not wholly extinguished in the heart.

You cannot criticize the New Testament. It criticizes you.

A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.

The stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand! Amidst their tall ancestral trees, O'er all the pleasant land.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Individuality is freedom lived.

A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.