Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than the arrival of twenty asses laden with drugs.

Freedom is never letting your fears stop you from following your heart.

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same.

The work under our labour grows Luxurious by restraint.

Been there, done that.

Bearing His cross, while Christ passed forth forlorn, His God-like forehead by the mock crown torn, A little bird took from that crown one thorn. To soothe the dear Redeemer's throbbing head, That bird did what she could; His blood, 'tis said, Down dropping, dyed her tender bosom red. Since then no wanton boy disturbs her nest; Weasel nor wild cat will her young molest; All sacred deem the bird of ruddy breast.

Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Rare indulgence produces greater pleasure.

I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ a profesional praiser. - Wisdom.

The highest condition takes rise in the lowest.

'Cause grace and virtue are within Prohibited degrees of kin; And therefore no true saint allows, They shall be suffer'd to espouse.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances.

Trust not the physician; His antidotes are poison, and he slays More than you rob.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness.

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win.

Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always to combat with ourselves.