A man who is not a fool can rid himself of every folly except vanity.

You souls of geese, That bear the shapes of men, how have you run From slaves that apes would men!

The only way to be free is to limit yourself.

When you have nothing to say, say nothing.

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams.

Faith is love taking the form of aspiration.

Weeding is plant racism.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

There is no fire like passion, there is no shark like hatred, there is no snare like folly, there is no torrent like greed.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Full bravely hast thou fleshed Thy maiden sword. -King Henry IV. Part I. Act v. Sc. 4.

For there are deeds Which have no form, sufferings which have no tongue.

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

We call some books immortal! Do they live? If so, believe me, Time hath made them pure. In Books, the veriest wicked rest in peace.

Gossip is always a personal confession either of malice or imbecility.

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. -Kahlil Gibran.

Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.

when the work is done, I will have time for myself.