Who loves me will love my dog also.

If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.

You can't let one bad moment spoil a bunch of good ones.

There must be a constant and increasing appreciation that though sin still remains it does not have the mastery. There is a total difference between surviving sin and reigning sin, the regenerate in conflict with sin and the unregenerate complacent to sin. It is one thing for sin to live in us: it is another for us to live in sin. It is of paramount concern for the Christian and for the interests of his sanctification that he should know that sin does not have the dominion over him, that the forces of redeeming, regenerative, and sanctifying grace have been brought to bear upon him in that which is central in his moral and spiritual being, that he is the habitation of God through the Spirit, and that Christ has been formed in him the hope of glory.

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.

Student: "How long do you want this report to be?"Teacher: "I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady's dress - long enough to cover the subject, yet short enough to keep it interesting.".

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Patience is the key to contentment.

And Hope enchanted smiled, and waved her golden hair.

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

There shall never be one lost good! What was shall live as before; The evil is null, is nought, is silence implying sound; What was good shall be good, with, for evil, so much good more; On the earth the broken arcs; in the heaven a perfect round.

Our charity begins at home, And mostly ends where it begins.

Games are a compromise between intimacy and keeping intimacy away.

Did ever raven sing so like a lark That gives sweet tidings of the sun's uprise?

They love their land, because it is their own, And scorn to give aught other reason why; Would shake hands with a king upon his throne, And think it kindness to his majesty.

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

Remove severe restraint and what will become of virtue?

It is generally said, "Past labors are pleasant," Euripides says, for you all know the Greek verse, "The recollection of past labors is pleasant." [Lat., Vulgo enim dicitur, Jucundi acti labores: nec male Euripides: concludam, si potero, Latine: Graecum enim hunc versum nostis omnes: Suavis laborum est proeteritorum memoria.

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder.