Economy is a way of spending money without getting any pleasure out of it.

Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.

Never Explain - your Friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway. -Elbert Hubbard.

It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed in our true personalities.

Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.

Honest labor bears a lovely face.

Reputation is rarely proportioned to virtue.

Draw your pleasure, paint your pleasure, and express your pleasure strongly.

Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.

Example is a dangerous lure: where the wasp got through the gnat sticks fast.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

There is no remedy for time misspent; No healing for the waste of idleness, Whose very languor is a punishment Heavier than active souls can feel or guess.

Sow an act and you reap a habit. Sow a habit and you reap a character. Sow a character and you reap a destiny.

The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.

Information is giving out.Communication is getting through.

How to win friends and influence people.

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday. .

Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there's nothing you can do.