Fascism is capitalism in decay.

The hero is the world-man, in whose heart One passion stands for all, the most indulged.

Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.

If little labour. little are our gaines: Man's fortunes are according to his paines.

smooth moves, Exlax ( a good put down for a buddy).

Feast of Anskar, Archbishop of Hamburg, Missionary to Denmark and Sweden, 865 Only when a man tries to live the divine life can the divine Christ manifest Himself to him. Therefore, the true way for you to find Christ is not to go groping in a thousand books. It is not for you to try evidences about a thousand things that people have believed of Him, but it is for you to undertake so great a life, so devoted a life, so pure a life, so serviceable a life, that you cannot do it except by Christ, and then see whether Christ helps you. See then whether there comes to you the certainty that you are a child of God, and the manifestation of the child of God becomes the most credible, the most certain thing to you in all of history.

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.

Love without attachment is light.

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Why is it that wherever I go, the resident idiot heads straight for me?

When all men think alike, no one thinks very much.

At all times it is better to have a method.

May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.

The greatest happiness comes from the greatest activity.

Wot prawce Selvytion nah?

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.

What is a Communist? One who hath yearnings For equal division of unequal earnings. Idler or bungler, or both, he is willing To fork out his copper and pocket a shilling.

There is no sin except stupidity.

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.