Under spreading ensigns moving nigh, in slow But firm battalion.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.

God of our fathers, known of old, Lord of our far-flung battle-line, Beneath whose awful Hand we hold Dominion over palm and pine-- Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet, Lest we forget--lest we forget!

In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence. No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there. -P. L. Berger.

On the 10th of July 1553, about two hours after noon, a loud discharge of ordnance burst from the turrets of Durham House, then the residence of the Duke of Northumberland, grandmaster of the realm, and occupying the site of the modern range of buildings known as the Adelphi; and at the signal, which was immediately answered from every point along the river where a bombard or culverin could be planted-- . . .

Speak softly, and carry a big stick; you will go far.

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.

Where grows?--where grows it not? If vain our toil, We ought to blame the culture, not the soil.

Love blinds us to faults, but hatred blinds us to virtues.

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.

If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.

In hope to merit Heaven by making earth a Hell.

Can't I another's face commend, Or to her virtues be a friend, But instantly your forehead louers, As if her merit lessen'd yours?

Sweet meat must have sour sauce.

The two best physicians of them all -- Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.

The coward calls the brave man rash, the rash man calls him a coward.

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

I have offended reputation, A most unnoble swerving.