Achilles absent, was Achilles still.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.

Where'er I roam, whatever realms to see, My heart untravelled, fondly turns to thee, Still to my brother turns, with ceaseless pain, And drags at each remove a lengthening chain.

Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.

A full boat. (referring to a full house in poker).

The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day When the sun is out and the wind is still, You're one month on in the middle of May. But if you so much as dare to speak, A cloud comes over the sunlit arch, A wind comes off a frozen peak, And you're two months back in the middle of March.

How many times have you heard this statement, I haven't time. How many times have we made it ourselves? oh, I wish I had time. Time for what? Time to work in the Church, to serve in our communities and time to improve our minds. Think again of these twenty-four hours that are given to us.

Repentance may be old-fashioned, but it is not outdated so long as there is sin.

Happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted.

True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are ever united.

The proper means of increasing the love we bear our native country is to reside some time in a foreign one.

Anger doesn't win games

In scientific work, those who refuse to go beyond fact rarely get as far as fact.

The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities.

Everyone needs a warm personal enemy or two to keep him free from rust in the movable parts of his mind.

The great Creator to revereMust sure become the creature;But still the preaching cant forbear,And ev'n the rigid feature:Yet ne'er with wits profane to rangeBe complaisance extended;An atheist laugh's a poor exchangeFor deity offended. - Epistle to a Young Friend, An.

The great man is he that does not lose his child's heart. -Menius.

He wakes a portion with judicious care; And "Let us worship God!" he says, with solemn air.

Justice is incidental to law and order.