What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing about the origin and destiny of cats?

If the Creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.

Vegans need no pricegouging animal abusing Pfizer Vegans want no domestic battering accident causing Budweiser* Vegans need no services from corrupt Impermanente Kaiser.

Art is the unceasing effort to compete with the beauty of flowers - and never succeeding.

As ten millions of circles can never make a square, so the united voice of myriads cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood.

Who, to patch up his fame--or fill his purse-- Still pilfers wretched plans, and makes them worse; Like gypsies, lest the stolen brat be known, Defacing first, then claiming for his own.

Maxim for life: You get treated in life the way you teach people to treat you.

Peace is a militant state, which is not secured by wishful thinking.... If we are to be sure of our liberty, we must be ready to fight for it.

Education is too important to be left solely to the educators.

Why should Ireland be treated as a geographical fragment of England . . . Ireland is not a geographical fragment, but a nation.

Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming.

Hell is full of good wishes or desires.

Whether man is disposed to yield to nature or to oppose her, he cannot do without a correct understanding of her language.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.

Soldiers, forty centuries are looking down upon you from these pyramids.

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.

Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.

Flow on, lovely Dee, flow on, thou sweet river, Thy banks' purest stream shall be dear to me ever.

The children with the streamlets sing, When April stops at last her weeping; And every happy growing thing Laughs like a babe just roused from sleeping.