For I am that way going to temptation, Where prayers cross.

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.

it's time to fold.

To speak and to speak well, are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

A man is not a wall, whose stones are crushed upon the road; or a pipe, whose fragments are thrown away at a street corner. The fragments of an intellect are always good.

Absence of occupation is not rest, A mind quite vacant is a mind distress'd.

It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.

History is the great dust-heap... a pageant and not a philosophy.

Modesty is the conscience of the body.

After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language?

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

Stupid is as stupid does.

And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together."

We call a fig a fig, and a skiff a skiff.

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.".

The days are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?.

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.

There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide.

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.