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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
Topic: Intuition
Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.
Topic: Dress
Author: Mark Twain
When a language creates -- as it does -- a community within the present, it does so only by courtesy of a community between the present and the past.
Topic: Language
FORTRAN --'the infantile disorder'--, by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today: it is now too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use. PL/I --'the fatal disease'-- belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration. The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence. APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of the future for the programming techniques of the past: it creates a new generation of coding bums.
The happiness of most people we know is not ruined by great catastrophes or fatal errors, but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things.
Topic: Happiness
It behoves every man who values liberty of conscience for himself, to resist invasions of it in the case of others: or their case may, by change of circumstances, become his own.
Topic: Liberty
To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Topic: Conceit
Author: Oscar Wilde
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Topic: Dogs
Author: Bob Hope
The much vaunted male logic isn't logical, because they display prejudices -- against half the human race -- that are considered prejudices according to any dictionary definition.
Topic: Advice
Author: Eva Figes
She is not fair to outward view As many maidens be; Her loveliness I never knew Until she smiled on me: Oh! then I saw her eye was bright, A well of love, a spring of light.
Topic: Beauty
Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Topic: Vices
The deep slumber of a decided opinion.
Topic: Opinion
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and VERY important. -Lisa Hoffman.
Topic: Love
Author: Lisa Hoffman
From little spark may burst a mighty flame.
Topic: Results
Author: Dante
The Widow and the Sheep A certain poor widow had one solitary Sheep. At shearing time, wishing to take his fleece and to avoid expense, she sheared him herself, but used the shears so unskillfully that with the fleece she sheared the flesh. The Sheep, writhing with pain, said, Why do you hurt me so, Mistress? What weight can my blood add to the wool? If you want my flesh, there is the butcher, who will kill me in an instant; but if you want my fleece and wool, there is the shearer, who will shear and not hurt me. The least outlay is not always the greatest gain.
Author: Aesop
To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.
Author: Eric Hoffer
A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion.
Topic: Cliches
Author: Unknown
Feast of Dominic, Priest, Founder of the Order of Preachers, 1221 Theologically, we have been discovering anew that the Church is not an appendage to the Gospel: it is itself a part of the Gospel. The Gospel cannot be separated from that new people of God in which its nature is to be made manifest.
The search after the great men is the dream of youth, and the most serious occupation of manhood.
Topic: Occupation
Commemoration of Amy Carmichael, Founder of the Dohnavur Fellowship, 1951 One can give without loving, but one cannot love without giving.